IF YOU GET MAD AT PEOPLE FOR BEING EXCITED IM GONNA PUSH YOU OFF MOUNT EVEREST

(Source: samtemple)

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

fuckyeahlaughters:

(Source: emilaugh)

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

(Source: sardonicheight)

morristibbs:

claudemanlystonehands:

healterskeltergirl:

tinglife:

afuckingbowlofsoup:

silverslices:

Everyone’s got a gay cousin.

If you don’t have a gay cousin, there’s a chance you might BE the gay cousin.

#I’m the gay cousin

I’m the gay cousin

Nnnno…but I got a gay uncle. Does that count?

Also on the gay uncle train here. 

hello i too have a gay uncle

I’m the pan cousin, of that counts.